Be a selfish bitch.
Don’t feel bad for going after what you want.
Do that shit on your own fucking terms.
Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down.
Wear what you want.
Do what you want.
Worry about yourself being good before anyone else.
Live life to the fucking fullest.
You run you.
You paint your own damn masterpiece.
Never fucking forget that.
This is what I’m about
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
My sting ray fell out of the chandelier
i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while
I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing
i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies
one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor (it was me) and we had a big neighborhood meeting and that’s how my neighbor came out as a homosexual
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!